Freddy vs Jason

Rated: R

2003

Color

120 mins

Starring: Robert Englund, Ken Kirzinger, Jason Ritter, Kelly Rowland, Monica Keena, Jason Behr, Odessa Munroe, Danielle Harris, Corey Feldman

Directed by: Ronny Yu

Written by: Mark Swift, Damian Shannon

Music: Charles Bernstein

Movie Co.: New Line Cinema

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by Johnny Fourmain

Today the good peoples at HUGEReviews.com took me to see some movie that was the bloodiest f*cking thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Just… blood. Everywhere. And why I have know idea. There are these two f*cked up looking guys that end up fighting but in the mean time they slaughter these kids just randomly. One dude’s got these f*cking finger nails like… gnnayaaaaaaa!, you know? And the other dude’s all like carrying a machete and just f*cking gores this dude in bed and then snaps him in half so when his girlfriend (with these f*cking sweet cans like boom) comes out he’s chillin with his feet between his head all snapped like a pretzel, not that a pretzel is snapped but bend like that, but snapped because he’s not a pretzel but a human which I don’t think the guy with the knife is and sh*t was just f*cked and for really no reason and this little kid’s eyes were bleeding. I ended up puking up my f*cking guts in the middle of the movie, just leaning over and f*cking like blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghghg and sh*t ‘cause it was just so f*cking disgusting like cleaving people and sh*t.

I mean, I realize I was at a bar for a couple of hours and stuff before but the vomit was just like gag reflex ‘cause this dude’s got like words burned on his back that say back and this other kid swallows this f*cking high ass hookah worm and then gets f*cking cleaved in half. I mean, it was like, sh*t, you know, f*ck. Even the f*cking credits were bloody. And then these two guys just f*cking start tearing the living sh*t out of each other, after the blade finger dude totally almost does the nasty - like real f*cking nasty - with his blades with this chick up her hoo-hah but then he like comes out of one place to another and the two gross f*cked up guys f*ck each other up f*cking bad, and just f*cking blood, man, blood… everywhere.

I like puked all over the place again and there was this dude in front of me and it got all in his hair and it looked like he’d had his head chopped open by the dude with the knife and that made me puke again and now I’m like spitting lung and I laugh ‘cause the whole things funny and it’s like he goes all psycho himself and f*cking tries to knock me out, but he misses ‘cause I fall out of my seat first and f*cking pass out and I woke up and the f*cking little sh*t that cleans the theater’s all like knocking me in the head with his broom and I’ve got f*cking jujus in my hair and that sh*t was f*cked. F*cking movie was gross.

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Great DVD with commentary by Freddy, Jason, & director Ronnie Yu! Plus a great second disc with documentaries, deleted scenes, alternate opening and ending, & more!

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