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| Rated: R |
2003 |
Color |
120 mins |
| Starring:
Robert Englund, Ken Kirzinger,
Jason Ritter, Kelly Rowland, Monica Keena, Jason Behr, Odessa
Munroe, Danielle Harris, Corey Feldman |
| Directed
by: Ronny Yu |
| Written
by: Mark
Swift, Damian Shannon |
| Music:
Charles Bernstein |
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Co.: New Line
Cinema |
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a review for Freddy Vs. Jason
by Johnny Fourmain
Today the good peoples at
HUGEReviews.com took me to see some movie that was the bloodiest
f*cking thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
Just… blood. Everywhere. And
why I have know idea. There
are these two f*cked up looking guys that end up fighting but in
the mean time they slaughter these kids just randomly.
One dude’s got these f*cking finger nails like…
gnnayaaaaaaa!, you know? And
the other dude’s all like carrying a machete and just f*cking
gores this dude in bed and then snaps him in half so when his
girlfriend (with these f*cking sweet cans like boom) comes out
he’s chillin with his feet between his head all snapped like a
pretzel, not that a pretzel is snapped but bend like that, but
snapped because he’s not a pretzel but a human which I don’t
think the guy with the knife is and sh*t was just f*cked and for
really no reason and this little kid’s eyes were bleeding.
I ended up puking up my f*cking guts in the middle of the
movie, just leaning over and f*cking like
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghghg and sh*t ‘cause it was just so f*cking
disgusting like cleaving people and sh*t.
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hours and stuff before but the vomit was just like gag reflex
‘cause this dude’s got like words burned on his back that
say back and this other kid swallows this f*cking high ass
hookah worm and then gets f*cking cleaved in half.
I mean, it was like, sh*t, you know, f*ck.
Even the f*cking credits were bloody.
And then these two guys just f*cking start tearing the
living sh*t out of each other, after the blade finger dude
totally almost does the nasty - like real f*cking nasty - with
his blades with this chick up her hoo-hah but then he like comes
out of one place to another and the two gross f*cked up guys
f*ck each other up f*cking bad, and just f*cking blood, man,
blood… everywhere. |
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| I like puked all over the place again
and there was this dude in front of me and it got all in his
hair and it looked like he’d had his head chopped open by the
dude with the knife and that made me puke again and now I’m
like spitting lung and I laugh ‘cause the whole things funny
and it’s like he goes all psycho himself and f*cking tries to
knock me out, but he misses ‘cause I fall out of my seat first
and f*cking pass out and I woke up and the f*cking little sh*t
that cleans the theater’s all like knocking me in the head
with his broom and I’ve got f*cking jujus in my hair and that
sh*t was f*cked. F*cking
movie was gross. |
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| DVD
Great DVD with commentary by Freddy, Jason, & director
Ronnie Yu! Plus a great second disc with documentaries,
deleted scenes, alternate opening and ending, & more! |
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