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Year:
2003
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Rated:
PG
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Runtime:
78 min.
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OFFICIAL SITE
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Starring:
Mike Myers, Alec Baldwin, Kelly Preston, Dakota Fanning, Spencer
Breslin, Amy Hill, Sean Hayes, Danielle Ryan Chuchran, Taylor Rice, Paris Hilton
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Directed
by: Bo Welch
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Written
by: Alec Berg, David Mandel, Jeff Schaffer
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Based
on the Story by: Dr. Seuss
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Music
by: David Newman, Marc
Shaiman, Scott Wittman
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Movie
Studio: Universal Pictures, DreamWorks SKG, Imagine Entertainment, Alphaville Films
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Trivia:
IMdb
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Full
Details: IMdb
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Store |
VHS
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VHS
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DVD
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DVD
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SOUNDTRACK
(CD)
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SOUNDTRACK
(CD)
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BOOK
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BOOK
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VIDEO
GAME
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VIDEO
GAME
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VIDEO
GAME
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APPAREL
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TOY
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TOY
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TOY
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DINNERWARE
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Review |
| HugeReviews.com
Rating: What'll
it be? |
Review
by: Step
up and review this puppy! |
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The Crap in the Hat
by Michael Flanagan
Pathetic |
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What a piece of steaming shit. I apologize for the
language in the review of a children's movie, but allow me to
qualify it. One, if you're a parent checking the review to
see if your kid should watch it, the answer is no. Two, if
you're a kid who finds this review funny, trust me, it's better
than anything in the movie. Three, if you're a fan of the
book, or just interested in the movie, the word shit in this
review is a lot less offensive than anything in the movie.
Mike Myers is the best part of the film, and he's worse than
awful. Choose a character, Mike. Sure, they all
sucked, but spare us three times the suckage. Read the
book again. Hell, read the sequel. Don't waste your
lives with this movie. And if anyone reading this has the
power to execute the people responsible for it, please do so
now. Thank you. |
"Heh heh, what's slipping
out of my bowels right now is funnier than this film we're
in!"
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